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It's hard to believe (because she looks so damn good!), but you are looking at the oldest woman to ever appear in 40Something. Her name is Christy, she turned 68 this past June and what's even more impressive is that she's also our oldest covergirl ever. "It's incredibly exciting," she said. "This is one of the highlights of my life."



"It's fun for me when guys try to catch a peek at me in public, looking down my blouse or up my skirt," Christy said. "The best are the looks that I get on the beach. Guys of all ages like shapely boobs, asses and long legs. And hey, I like the attention of guys of all ages. It's a blast giving my nude business card to an unsuspecting guy who has been checking me out in public somewhere!" Now, she can show her admirers her pictures in 40Something!

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"I masturbate before I go to sleep, maybe three or four days a week," Merilyn said with the assistance of our translator who helped out with these pictorials. "I am young and very healthy so I am very horny all the time. I have a collection of vibrators that I use to satisfy myself. I like to start off vibrating the clitoris lightly before I put it in my pussy. I fantasize about a sexy man or a woman making love to me. A good, strong orgasm and it is simple to become asleep in a few minutes."

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"Is it normal to get so wet that I soak through my undies and shorts?"

Brooke has a healthy sexual appetite, but there's still a lot she has to learn. She's just starting to figure out how everything works and the more she learns, the more she wants to get between the sheets. But first, she's trying to figure out why they're so wet. "This is embarrassing, but I didn't know that girls got wet. One day it started happening to me and I didn't know what to think. I had to ask one of my girlfriends if it was normal and she said it was. I asked her why it happened and she said so guys can stick their thingies inside you."



What else have you learned about sex?

"Well, I didn't know that girls swallow cum. I didn't even know it was called cum! Good thing I have friends to teach me these things. Anyway, I wonder if cum tastes good. My friends say it does!"



If sex is the final exam, Brooke is literally cramming to pass that test.

"My friends told me you have to learn how to pump before you hump. So they came with me to a sex store and helped me buy a dildo. They told me to buy lube, but I reminded them that I already get super-wet. So anyway, I went home and tried the toy out. I never masturbated before so it was kinda hard to get it inside me, but eventually I was able to get, like an inch in. My friends said that with practice I'd be able to take the whole thing in no time! I hope so. I want to be ready for the real thing."

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Miranda is legal now, and she's going to enjoy all the perks that come with it.

"I'm tired of being treated like a kid! I'm 18 now and I can do what I want!" says Miranda while applying her mother's lipstick and practicing her best sexy pout. "My parents were so strict with me. I wasn't allowed to wear makeup or anything sexy at all. But now that I'm 18 they can't tell me anything. I'm gonna wear sexy clothes and put on makeup and I'm going to go out there and find a boy to fuck!" Miranda also plans to move out of her parents' house soon, now that she has a full-time job at a local restaurant. "I make pretty decent money even though I'm just a waitress. I get really good tips, especially from guys. I make sure to give them special attention."



Have you ever fucked one of the customers at your restaurant?

"No! They don't give me that kind of tip. I just make sure I'm extra-nice to them and I bend over at just the right time so they can check out my ass. There have been a few guys in there that I wouldn't mind hooking up with, but I'm not willing to risk losing my job over them! Right now, it's more important for me to move out of my parents' place. I need my privacy, especially to get dick. Obviously, I can't fuck with them around. They're so old-fashioned, they don't understand. I have a right to fuck and I'm gonna exercise it!"



So are you telling us you're still a virgin?

"Yeah, but I'm gonna lose it soon. It's just kind of hard to find time to get laid when you have to be home at 10 p.m. I've fooled around a little, though. I gave this guy a hand job and he fingered me. That one little finger felt so good, I can imagine a cock feels 10 times better."



When it comes to popping her cherry, Miranda doesn't care for the details.

Some virgin girls want romance for their first time–candles and rose petals and massages. Not Miranda. The only thing she expects when she loses her virginity is a cock in her pussy. "I think some girls get too wrapped up in the fantasy. Who cares where you are or if the sheets you're lying on are made of silk? You're just going to get them dirty, anyway. I wouldn't care if I lost it in the backseat of a car, a bed or somebody's closet. I just want to do it already. As long as I'm super horny and the guy and I have good chemistry, I'll be happy with it. Judging by the way I get so into it when I masturbate, I won't be thinking about anything else except that dick in my pussy."

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"The place I work at is a secret because I'm sure there is a company policy that forbids employees from getting nude and doing themselves for a magazine," said Svetlana. "But I've wanted to do it ever since a previous boyfriend showed me copies of NN. It seemed so daring and thrilling that it appealed to me, and it's sure not what people would expect me to do. That's why I wanted the rush of doing it."



"I got my implants when I turned 18 'cause I was flat-chested and hated how I looked," said Svetlana. "They sure gave me self-confidence and made me a helluva lot more popular with guys. I've been so proud of them that I've taken every opportunity to flash them, like if my girlfriends challenge me to do it in a bar or some place. I even went to Mardi Gras in New Orleans last year just so I could flash for beads. Now I'm flashing everything else because I'm proud of my whole bod."

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Karina comes out wearing a little red top, a little red dress and a pushup bra showing cleavage. She doesn't say a word and starts kneading her tits. Her hair is down, her lips are done up like she wants to wrap them around your cock, and then the camera zooms in as she bounces her bra-bound breasts and squeezes them through her top. She quickly opens her dress, still not saying a word, exposing a beautiful, lace bra that seems to have been designed by one of the engineers at M.I.T. She takes out one tit, rubs a nipple then licks it, and damn, that baby looks heavy! Then she pulls out the other one, bites her lip, kneads her naked tits and bobbles them into the camera. Her nipples are as hard as your cock, and the breast show continues! Later, she spreads her pink pussy wide, almost gaping it, and rubs it hard, moaning, but the real fun is about to begin. She pulls out a gigantic red fuck toy, the biggest we've ever seen her use, wraps her tits around it, and then moves it down to her pussy. Can she take it? Watch and see.

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Please run more pictorials of Ariana Angel. She is absolutely my favorite new model of the last few years. Every part of her gorgeous; not only her breasts and body, but also her face, and the way she looks at the camera is sultry and hot. You should run an interview with her.-B.

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Esha would like to prove that even that she’s an Indian girl, she can be just as slutty as a pro pornstar. She’s a petite brown babe and she volunteered to show us how she can seduce the boys with her sexy body. She first started to heat our set with some seductive striptease, slowly stripping her undies. Just look how yummy this Indian whore is in this video! She then played with her perky tits, making her brown nipples stiff. As soon as she laid down on the mat, one of our guys can’t keep up with the heat any longer and decided to poke at her already-wet pussy. Well, Esha got an unforgettable cunt massage that ended up with explosive orgasms!

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During the filming of the now-infamous DVD, Big Boob Paradise, SCORE editor Dave Rosenbaum caught up with Christy Marks while she took a break in a cabana by the sea. They chatted about everything from Christy's boobs to McDonald's, and the always candid Christy answered all of Dave's penetrating questions. (Even the ones about being penetrated.) This is Christy baring her tits and her soul. Get up close and personal with this chesty honey as she proves to you why she is not only sexy but has a girl-next-door charm that will make you love her even more.

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"I've never sucked a guy who didn't cum faster from my smoking blow jobs," said Lacey Grant, who has entered the swinging lifestyle since making her debut in the December '07 issue" to her pictorial in that posting. "Some guys might say they don't like women who smoke, but I've never heard a guy say that while I was sucking his cock and blowing smoke all over it."



"The first thing I do when I give a smoking blow job is light up the cigarette real sexily, then blow out the smoke real slowly," Lacey said. "Then I'll take the guy's cock out of his pants, inhale the cigarette again, then blow puffs of smoke on it. By this time, the guy is always rock-hard and he's practically begging me to take him in his mouth. So I take another puff of the cigarette, open wide to take his cock in my mouth and let the smoke float out of my mouth and all over his cock while I'm blowing him. That's when a lot of guys cum."



Lacey is a very kinky lady considering that she's a housewife and mother. She's a house dancer in a strip club and is proud of the lap dances she gives. "Most guys shoot a load in their pants before they have a chance to get a second song," she said. "That might be bad for me money-wise, but it's a great boost to my ego. And that's what counts."

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Carmen, a 5'3", 114 pound cutie from South Florida, likes to ride horses. "Riding feels pretty good," says Carmen, who says guys tease her because of that. Guys. They have no imagination at all. "I like to ride bareback," Carmen says before baring her back and her tits and her pussy. The tits are beautiful, firm, B-cup naturals, the kind you'll only see on a young girl. The pussy is pink and fresh. The girl is horny as hell, just like we like 'em.

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Alix Lakehurst. Huge, fat tits. Big, meaty, slappable butt. She is the complete package. We're with Alix as she attempts to repair this old, decrepit camper to fulfill her dream of creating a big boob camp where busty nymphos can roam free. Alix describes the tools of her trade that she keeps tucked in her tool belt. Is she the best tool-belt girl ever? She's also got a funny-looking pink tool in that belt that doesn't look approved by the union. Adding to the fun is the fact that Alix is great at sexy talking. When she says something hot and horny, you feel as if she is directly talking to you. There's no way she could work with a crew. They'd never get any work done! They'd be too busy either trying to fuck her in the portable bathroom or they'd be jacking. And it's too dangerous handling power tools with her tits in your face. You'd be staring at her floppy jugs and drive a nail into your foot. Alix Lakehurst. Chicago labor at its breast! Running Time: 15:28

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Carmen, a 5'3", 114 pound cutie from South Florida, likes to ride horses. "Riding feels pretty good," says Carmen, who says guys tease her because of that. Guys. They have no imagination at all. "I like to ride bareback," Carmen says before baring her back and her tits and her pussy. The tits are beautiful, firm, B-cup naturals, the kind you'll only see on a young girl. The pussy is pink and fresh. The girl is horny as hell, just like we like 'em.

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Alix Lakehurst. Huge, fat tits. Big, meaty, slappable butt. She is the complete package. We're with Alix as she attempts to repair this old, decrepit camper to fulfill her dream of creating a big boob camp where busty nymphos can roam free. Alix describes the tools of her trade that she keeps tucked in her tool belt. Is she the best tool-belt girl ever? She's also got a funny-looking pink tool in that belt that doesn't look approved by the union. Adding to the fun is the fact that Alix is great at sexy talking. When she says something hot and horny, you feel as if she is directly talking to you. There's no way she could work with a crew. They'd never get any work done! They'd be too busy either trying to fuck her in the portable bathroom or they'd be jacking. And it's too dangerous handling power tools with her tits in your face. You'd be staring at her floppy jugs and drive a nail into your foot. Alix Lakehurst. Chicago labor at its breast! Running Time: 15:28

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Carmen, a 5'3", 114 pound cutie from South Florida, likes to ride horses. "Riding feels pretty good," says Carmen, who says guys tease her because of that. Guys. They have no imagination at all. "I like to ride bareback," Carmen says before baring her back and her tits and her pussy. The tits are beautiful, firm, B-cup naturals, the kind you'll only see on a young girl. The pussy is pink and fresh. The girl is horny as hell, just like we like 'em.

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